Can You Provide the Caption?

Anyone who has walked Main Street over the past few years has been able to admire the skeleton sitting outside the liquor store, rain or shine, as if the owner had winked a warning about what might happen to anyone who imbibes too much alcohol. Here she is in summer attire. Yesterday I could not resist taking a photo of the young man who had chosen to sit in one of the other chairs. Two people walked by, one wearing a Beachcomber sweatshirt, and the photo immediately became more interesting. I thought of the New Yorker cartoons, presented caption-less, and decided to offer up this photo today with a challenge. Who can come up with the best caption? Care to try?